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HARDISON: You know, I had to re-task two satellites just to get a lousy Internet connection.

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Someone needs to gif this.

Ok, I’m gonna say it: This reminded me so much of River dancing in Firefly. (In fact, given the endless allusions to other shows, I’m gonna chose to believe they did it on purpose) So extra points for that :D

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Leverage; 3.06 - The Studio Job

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HARDISON: You ready, man?
ELIOT: Yeah.
HARDISON: All right.
ELIOT: [singing] When a new moon shines through your window, or you hear a sad song on the radio-
HARDISON: Hold up, man. It’s— it’s a little pitchy. (Eliot looks at him) It’s— just a scosh. A little pitchy.
——-
ELIOT: [singing] When a new moon shines through your-
HARDISON: It’s pitchy. In that very same spot, right? It’s— yeah, it’s a little pitchy.
ELIOT: And when a new-
HARDISON: Hold up, man.
ELIOT: Hang on, man. Let me get into the song!
HARDISON: Did you practice your warbles? Just put a— smooth it out!
——-
ELIOT: [singing] When a new moon shines through your window, or you hear a sad song on the radio, and you don’t know why, but you just start to-
HARDISON: No. Ma-
ELIOT: Listen to me, man. Say “pitchy” one more time. Say “pitchy” one more time and see what happens. I don’t even think that word means what you think it means!
HARDISON: It means pitchy.
ELIOT: Define it.
HARDISON: You define it!
ELIOT: I don’t have to define it! I’m not saying it every five seconds!

Leverage; 3.06 - The Studio Job

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Tonight! :D

Nate: Victor. Now, when was the last time you met a Victor?
Eliot: Vietnam. A town called Ban Houzai.

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@ChristianKane01 Her name is Cinnamon. Rescued yesterday, guest starring on Leverage today. sweet as can be. She’s waiting for a brand new, loving home. PortlandDogXperts.com She’s already a big TV star. We had a great scene together in the S3 finale

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BAMFS.

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SOPHIE: All right. While they deal with Blackwell, we’ve got to spook Pierce.
PARKER: On it. So we need…ghosts.
SOPHIE: No. We need secrets. We’ve got to get her to move the money out of the pac. Right. Tell me everything you know about her.
PARKER: Okay. I’ve got some really good stuff in here. (she checks her notes) Okay, she likes sugar in her coffee— lots of sugar. And she hides tasty treats on her desk. She’s got a sweet tooth— maybe we could use that.
SOPHIE: Probably not. What else?
PARKER: Um…she never takes calls from her mother.
(Sophie keeps looking at her silently)
PARKER: No? Ooh! Ooh! I got it! She— she mixes her blue pens with her black pens- in the same cup. Like…mixes them together.
SOPHIE: Yeah. Parker, I’m looking for something that someone might find weird. (Parker nods) Someone normal. Um… yeah, someone normal might find weird.
PARKER: Mm..(she keeps reading her notes) Uh…Well, Thursday afternoon she had a closed-door meeting with Blackwell, but..it sounded like they were working out.
SOPHIE: “Working out”?
PARKER: (nodding) Mm-hmm.
SOPHIE: Hardison, do you still have the audio file saved?
HARDISON: Yeah. But there’s like 100 hours of it. I- I haven’t listened to it all yet.
SOPHIE: No, just pull up the files from Thursday afternoon.
[audio: moaning]
HARDISON: No! No! Ew! Old people! Ew!
(The moaning continues. Sophie looks at Parker)
SOPHIE: Parker, they’re not working out. They’re…you know.
(Parker keeps looking at her)
HARDISON: SEX, Parker! They’re knocking boots!
PARKER: Oh. Yeah… (to Sophie) Can you use that?

Leverage; 3.10 - The Underground Job

So we need…ghosts.

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I love the little scenes they throw our way. Ridiculously cute.

Stealing souls is exhausting.

And thus spawned many a fic of Parker and Hardison napping together in the van. (Please.)

I kept waiting for him to flip to the end to find “Hardison smells like safety.” or “Hardison hums when he makes bombs but whistles when he’s hacking.” or maybe “Hardison can click his mouse 70 times in 30 seconds. Look into possible uses for this.”

:’D

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Is it Sunday yet?

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[Parker, Hardison, Tara and Eliot are watching the news]
Reporter: And that’s not all. Today based on his work recovering the priceless artifact. James Sterling was invited to join Interpol. He’s a real live Sherlock Holmes.
Parker: Interpol! Seriously?
Hardison: Sterling’s career gets another boost based off our hard work.
Tara: We didn’t even get paid. I hate this guy.
Eliot: Now you’re part of the team.

Leverage, 2x12 The Zanzibar Marketplace Job

TARA!!! ♥

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top 5 parker/hardison scenes | 02
“We put these kids in the system, and odds are, they’re gonna.. they’re gonna.. they’re gonna turn out like me.”
“I like how you turned out.”